By spoiled22 - 12/10/2011 07:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
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loserman67 35

Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....

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marinus_fml 19

Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...

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marinus_fml 19

Obviously the batteries didn't need replacement...

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uhhRawr 7

Your pic is hot... Just saying lol

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enonymous 8

As a guy... Admit it. You liked it when it was spraying all over you like your college days

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ikickgingers 15

Like a wet biscuit?

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Decapitation 3

And boom goes the dynamite.

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marod02 0

Even though they didn't need changing Did you find the place to put the batteries?

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laurenbr0 7

Well it seems that the batteries are working just fine...

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arcticdoctorwho 0

It was telling you to refresh yourself.

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akallaan 7

(Insert witty comment that receives a million likes and causes a controversial debate on which cereal is better by a troll) :)

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absolutegrrr 7

sorry, you forgot to insert the witty bit there

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Daralea 21

That wasn't witty at all! You really think you're that smart, eh? Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Go Raisin Bran!

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loserman67 35

Do you check to see if the electricity is on by putting your finger in the lamp socket? Do you change batteries in your flashlight while staring directly into the bulb? Do check how sharp a knife is by runnig it slowly across your tongue? Do you check to see if the stove top is hot by placing your hand on the burner? Do you check the garbage disposal by sticking your hand inside of it? Honestly, if you cannot figure out where batteries go in something as simple as an air freshner without holding it to your face, you need to stay away from all sharp objects, hot objects and mechanical items. In fact, pad all the rooms in your house with rubber, sit in a chair and watch t.v - don't touch anything, in fact hire someone to work the remote for you, it may need batteries one day and wind up stuck in your anus.....

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lemon_phat 11

Are you implying that OP's mom canceled his WoW membership?!

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That0therguy 4

I like that really long comment.

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tinkerbell2oo8 4

i just want to say that was amazingly said lol I love u lol also is that actually ur car if so its amazing and I love it what year

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freelove_fml 2

i just want to say that you are supposed to use ******* punctuation otherwise your comnent is really hard to read cause it's like one long run-on sentence

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elephantcrazy 7

If you didn't notice he did use punctuation..

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vettle 6

Overreact much? Checking batteries is hardly the same as running a knife across skin.

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barbiegirl619 15

omg op, i've never laughed so hard at someone's comment! that was hilarious

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Lludes 5

Dumb-ass you deserved it

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