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By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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Friday 16 January 2015 8:40

Step 1) walk dog...to see if it needs to shit Step 2) put dog in car

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 16 January 2015 8:09

I love that dog-shit air freshener.

Comments

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Friday 16 January 2015 8:55

Surprise the dog by dumping a load on its bed when it's not there!

engineerosaurus 26

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:08

Right, because that'll accomplish a lot...

myind_yabiness 13

Friday 16 January 2015 9:15

Maybe the dog was scared? Do you know if your roommate's dog is used to being driven in a car?

Norja 33

Friday 16 January 2015 9:35

Yes, you should have walked it first but it's a nice gesture gone wrong. Hardly a YDI.

CaliCassanova 14

Friday 16 January 2015 9:44

Soooo you were going to pick up your roommate doggy style...

MRP360 14

Friday 16 January 2015 9:46

if you happen to know the addresses of your archenemy, this would be a great time for a dog shit driveby

FemskyD 26

Friday 16 January 2015 10:20

Returning The favor.. Lovely dog xD

Sunflower1919 19

Friday 16 January 2015 13:10

I hope the seat was leather for ease of cleaning.

vikky538 28

Friday 16 January 2015 13:22

what a shitty day...

Rodville 28

Friday 16 January 2015 15:13

If the dog is scared of riding in the car that's going to happen. Get the dog used to it by idling the car with the door open and let the dog choose to get in.