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By surprise - 15/01/2015 20:30 - United States - Starkville

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 096

You deserved it 16 504

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2012 19:10 - United States - Clinton

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 778

Bad boy

By Really - 14/05/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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You deserved it 87

Sweep it under the rug

By Anonymous - 12/08/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend told me she was coming over for a surprise visit. I quickly tidied up, but not before shoving all my dirty laundry under the bed. When she arrived, she brought her dog in. Her dog immediately sniffed out the laundry and dragged my most embarrassing underwear into the living room while her parents watched. FML

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You deserved it 488

By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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You deserved it 2 302

By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 108

You deserved it 4 459

Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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You deserved it 44 705

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 604

By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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You deserved it 11 263

By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 548

You deserved it 2 851

By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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You deserved it 4 529

PennyLane27 32

Friday 16 January 2015 8:40

Step 1) walk dog...to see if it needs to shit Step 2) put dog in car

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 16 January 2015 8:09

I love that dog-shit air freshener.

Comments

Kingratdaddy 16

Friday 16 January 2015 8:05

That must've been a "shitty" situation. *Badumm tsss*

martin_dustinc 8

Friday 16 January 2015 8:16

You must be new here

AnalAssassin1 14

Friday 16 January 2015 10:20

That one guy...

Fern_Gully 20

Saturday 17 January 2015 9:59

Don't ever be *that* guy again...

livingmylife18 14

Friday 16 January 2015 8:06

Well, shit.

coming back in the future 30

Friday 16 January 2015 8:08

Well thats a shifty situation.

Morning_fml 22

Friday 16 January 2015 9:34

You're trying too hard, you don't even know if OP drives a manual.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 16 January 2015 8:09

I love that dog-shit air freshener.

PenguinBitch 43

Friday 16 January 2015 8:11

Dog: Aint no way she's calling shot-gun.

Morning_fml 22

Friday 16 January 2015 9:35

Aint no way she's sitting in that car with that dog turd either lol.

ItsAlly 20

Friday 16 January 2015 8:12

Time to find other ways to surprise your roommate.

olpally 32

Friday 16 January 2015 8:14

That's what you get for bringing a dog in a car. Good luck cleaning that up.

olpally 32

Friday 16 January 2015 21:43

You're lucky.

sullivankeara 25

Friday 16 January 2015 8:15

Just getting the seat warmed up for its owner.

deathcreep25 14

Friday 16 January 2015 8:22

Why are people putting ydi?

xwingtwo 15

Friday 16 January 2015 8:46

Because he's a DA and does deserve it!

FiFiLovee 26

Friday 16 January 2015 13:57

District Attorney? XD

Adeptus_Astartes 22

Friday 16 January 2015 20:46

Drug Addict?

xwingtwo 15

Friday 16 January 2015 23:24

So would I get more up votes if I spelled out a Dumb Ass?

PennyLane27 32

Friday 16 January 2015 8:40

Step 1) walk dog...to see if it needs to shit Step 2) put dog in car

Brandi_Faith 33

Friday 16 January 2015 20:39

There's also the possibility that he did walk the dog first and the dog didn't go. Whether it didn't have to at the time of the walk, it was too anxious to get in the car that it didn't want to go, or it ended up crapping out of fear/anxiety if it doesn't like car rides. Not a ydi in my opinion.