Miscellaneous: Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought...

By kiddo - 28/01/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

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You deserved it 2 131

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 16:00

Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Roasted Marshmallows - 07/11/2019 03:30

Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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camperben 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:31

That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.

nike1 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:05

Can't agree more.

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camperben 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 23:31

That guy in prison was the sperm donor. The guy who changed your diapers and lived with you for 18 years is your Father.

nike1 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 22:05

Can't agree more.

gIsaac 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:09

word

andreajceja 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:00

Well put ^^^

ikickyourbutt 9

Friday 20 May 2011 2:58

True dat

fightingkittens 39

Thursday 11 August 2011 20:31

I completely agree, but the point is that OP's mom lied to him about who his father was, and his biological father's whereabouts. Parents seem to think hiding stuff from their kids will protect them (mine do that all the time) but really, it just makes a bad situation worse, because now OP won't ever trust his mom again.

kiki122012 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 4:08

So true.

celinadepp 21

Monday 11 August 2014 0:32

That's the best comment I've ever read on this website.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:43

I completely agree with #5, #14, #16, and #17.

2random 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 17:43

happy birthday ! i'd pray everynight for him to drop the soap :)

Samantha0001 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:51

i agree with #18 =O

dcd237 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 0:31

people chill out i would be mad if i have to wait 18 years to find out my father acually killed someone id be happy that the other guy was a great father to me its still kind of alot to take in when all you wanted to do was celebrate the fact you just turned 18. -_-

Cantexplain1234 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:59

Thanks mom f*ck your life you had a baby of a killer in your womb for nine months.

oddsinourfavor 2

Friday 11 May 2012 1:01

It's not like it was the moms fault he was a murderer...

ohitter117 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:48

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

lola_noone 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:23

i feel for u my dads been in an out of jail my entire life i wish i had another guy i could call a father even if he wasnt biologically mine just keep in mind that u have sumone there for u

sicpupyz122 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:28

my dads a dick and hasent been around for my entire life and I don't have a step father. you are very lucky op

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 6:51

Oh snap! Sux4u. There's a difference between a biological father and a father though. The father that took care of you for 18 years is your father. The dude in prison just helped make you. No big deal. - S.