By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 533
You deserved it 55 964

Same thing different taste

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at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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kitsuna93 5

It drives me crazy when guys bash on chicks who don't shave especially when they don't 'manscape'. Stop being hypocrites, and shut up.

XcuzimsotiredX 25

you people make no sense. Basic hygiene has nothing to do with whether you trim/shave. my skin is way to sensitive for that. That doesn't make me gross.

Ok seriously since I was 14 I've been told by multiple guys they didn't like hair down there (No I was not sexually active at the time but my guy friends were) but since then I have seen a few penises and do you know how many of them didn't even trim? All but one. Guys don't realize how much time girls spend removing unwanted hair from their bodies In order to be appealing to guys. I shave pretty much up to my waste, then my pits, and then I have to pluck my eyebrows but these guys that complain about girls not doing these things don't even bother trimming down there. Men are hypocrites. You make us spend hours shaving, trimming, and plucking because you don't find hair in certain spots attractive but excuse me if there are times I don't want to spend the extra time shaving off every piece of hair down there to please someone that can't be bothered to do the same.

I don't get girls who are comfortable with hair down there. It feels too weird when i skip a week. After that, I feel too uncomfortable.

KrazyKatz3 26

How you can make him deal with that I don't know... If you were eating a sandwich and it had a hair on it would you keep eating? Things that go in your mouth shouldn't be hairy. If you were in a relationship where he told you that he liked that that would be a different story but it clearly bothers him. Be considerate especially if he returns the favor...

your boyfriend sounds like an idiot.

I would get rid of the boyfriend pronto. He's a dick.