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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Stinky - 20/11/2011 10:23 - United States

Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML

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By fububc - 05/02/2010 15:14 - France

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2016 02:38

Today, I walked into the living room to find my boyfriend plucking his ball hairs with the same tweezers I use for my eyebrows. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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milehigh52 22

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.

184886837272837 32

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

This way he can be close to you while you sleep.

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zarbof 19

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

He's a keeper :)

noah_1234 24

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

guys taking revenge to the next level

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 31 January 2015 6:28

She should have just toed him to stop

184886837272837 32

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

This way he can be close to you while you sleep.

milehigh52 22

Friday 30 January 2015 17:06

Go watch Megan from Drake and Josh then start plotting your revenge.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Saturday 31 January 2015 4:34

Order a batch of Peruvian Puff Peppers while you're at it.

SS 31

Friday 30 January 2015 17:09

Well that's a clippy situation!

JuliaaNoelle 26

Friday 30 January 2015 17:30

No... Just.. No

SS 31

Friday 30 January 2015 17:33

Fair enough I suppose

carolyn_m 19

Friday 30 January 2015 17:09

He wanted you to remember him by something. He just chose toe nails

Ashwathi 21

Friday 30 January 2015 17:11

You should switch pillows with him.

Philintheblankz 14

Friday 30 January 2015 17:13

You idiot! The toe nails go under the pillow! How is the toe nail fairy supposed to replace them with shiny currency if they are in your pillow case? Sheesh!

purelymixed 17

Friday 30 January 2015 17:15

That's just innovation at its finest

tykatdesigns 13

Friday 30 January 2015 17:16

That's ******* cute

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Saturday 31 January 2015 18:36

Cute? If my boyfriend did that I'd be pissed.

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