Intimacy: Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning... - FML

By PumaGator - 04/06/2016 20:39

Spicy

Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By hiitisbrooke - 23/11/2015 20:17 - United States - Dearborn

Spicy

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

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By anonymous - 15/08/2010 13:12 - Netherlands

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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Where d'you all go?

By Notwanted - 20/04/2021 17:00

Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML

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Insecure

By Anonymous - 25/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML

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By Gabriel A - 15/01/2011 04:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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Modern romance...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 15:31

Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

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Go Team!

By Gayer men’s team - 02/11/2017 04:00

Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML

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Top comments

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 17:01

But did you send a nude back??

cacheson 41

Sunday 5 June 2016 16:44

You should offer suggestions and ideas!

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potatoesforlife 9

Sunday 12 June 2016 14:13

LEMONPARTY 2

VeryMuchDutch 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 12:11

I would Be Down for that....

freddygasman 18

Tuesday 14 June 2016 14:39

Hopefully none of the pictures was of your granny, op. That's something you can never unsee, no matter how hard you try. But if one was, at least you'll have something interesting to talk about at the next family reunion.

dave__609 10

Saturday 18 June 2016 22:24

why do so many people say "you deserved it when you're not in the wrong? wtf

SaltLord 10

Friday 24 June 2016 4:32

Who added you though?

All0fIt 2

Sunday 26 June 2016 7:51

That sounds like a great prank.

Jbruno99 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 4:34

Lucky! Can you add me

Stephen Amoss 5

Wednesday 4 October 2017 19:52

That's a yes from me

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Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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