By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML
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unfortunate_13 5

on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella

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schwancy 2

How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?

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toelie 26

How about not eating expired canned tuna period?

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toelie 26

Don't you know nothing matters unless it's said eight times? (Didn't notice till after posting.)

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fibsville 3

"corporate work office"? damn, that is some awkward phrasing.

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macskapingvin 0

Expired or not, just don't eat tuna, ever. Not if you have working taste buds.

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rockhound 0

Agreed. Don't eat tuna. Ever. That shit is rank.

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glh77 6

that wasn't very smart!!! Tuna is icky I bet it's worse on the way out!!! If you can't afford food buy ramen noodles....they don't expire

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grandpaearthling 2

you should have went with the sushi left on the counter overnight with a side of sun ripened mayonnaise

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origjulzz 0

never eat expired tuna period

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readin_duh 0

never eat expired food anyhow!!!! retard

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ipwnlosers 4

*Never *ever *! *Retard. As you can see, you don't capitalize and use too many punctuation marks. The lesson here: Don't call someone a retard if you're commenting like one.

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AntiGrammerNatzi 0

are you a grammer nazi?!!!!????!?!???!.....!?!

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rallets 22

just wanted to point out that s/he changed "eat" to "ever" too. looks like hes the Retard with a capital R

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toelie 26

Surely (s)he meant changing 'anyhow' into 'ever'.

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Yes_I_Own_It 0

sometimes guys get this little voice in our head that says. **** it. no one is watching. go for it. don't be a puss. the voice usually wins and we do dumb shit.

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DakotaCat 4

Always check expiration date for something you haven't bought recently before eating it.. Last year while cleaning out the food cabinet, we found cereal from 2006.

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