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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 02:37 - United States

Today, I was applying for a job at a corporate office. Everything went fine until I hurled all over the manager, who until then seemed to like me. Never eat expired canned tuna on the same day as an interview. FML

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unfortunate_13 5

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:27

on other days, eating expired tuna is just fine though. you gotta love salmonella

schwancy 2

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:31

How about never eat expired canned tuna, period?

Comments

lemonypower 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 15:06

How do you not smell tuna when it is expired? As far as i know it is extremely rank and disgusting looking. YDI for being intentionally retarded.

bighead5890 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 17:46

Hahaha internet sarcasm

beeper91 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:06

Better yet dont eat tuna at all

jerkheadguy 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 18:21

maybe just maybe it had nothing to do with a ******* expiration date and it was just NERVES? no way cuz the 2nd that date ticks over food will most certainly make you sick