By random - 15/06/2011 14:23 - Canada

Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML
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hidingmaster 2

Get off our lawn! Damn kids!

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MCRandBVBlover88 0

well., FYL..err..F the old peoples' lives!! who doesn't understand how old people can be? easily afraid.....am I right or just plain stupid?

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abcdefghijKayla 0

just stupid

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luvppl 6

stalking the elderly, huh? that's new...

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berryblue 0

did he explain the hell you were disturbing them? its not like you were playing music extremely loud

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TalkinSmack 6

were u dressed as the grim reaper?

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BeeMaddness 0

that is horrible

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Mythekos 0

Guess they were afraid you'd transform it intio an Elderly Killing Device.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

19 your lil pic is so cute!

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BWill9014 4

Was it how you were dressed? Old people tend to get nervous when they see younger people dressed in a fashion that is unfamiliar to them... based on your clothing they could of quickly assumed you were 1. A gangster 2. A desperate Hobo 3. A devil worshiper

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I'm going to go with.... #3.

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hatepineapple 14

Next time this is what you do. 1. Dig a hole, and bury a CD player in the ground outside of the old folks' home. Make sure you have fresh batteries. This works best if you can turn on the CD player remotely. 2. Attach several splitter headphone jacks to each other in such a fashion that when done, you can produce sound from five different speakers from the single cd player. 3. Attach extension cords to these splitters so you can place the speakers where you need them. 4. Now as for the speakers, make sure that these are those "natural themed" speakers. You know the ones that look like logs or rocks than you can hide in plants and nobody would think anything of it. These are what you're attaching to the extension cords that go into the splitters. Make sure all of these wires are underground as well. 5. As for the music, I personally recommend a custom playlist of Disturbed's harder material. Preferably anything with a profanity more offensive than "darn it". 6. Offer to volunteer at the old folks' home while you have a friend turn on the system. Let the lulz ensue. 7. (Optional) if you have the chance, set up as many video cameras as you can so you can go viral. Pen cameras would work very well here. Enjoy.

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Grammar_Nazi101 0

By the looks of it, you're a [wanna be] gangster....

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BWill9014 4

I wear DC shoes... own no chains... play video games a lot... and I don't "typ lyk dis" 61... so trust me I'm far from trying to be gangster... but thank you for the irrelevant comment based upon me wearing a hoodie I'm assuming

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rattusrattus 18

37 - You're a terrible person and you're going to hell. Oh, man, I can't believe I managed to keep a straight face... *giggle*

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MilkShakez 0

but its the sterotypical blue plaid hoodie

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BWill9014 4

83, since when is that a stereotype for a gangster? I mean I can see a hoodie... but a blue plaid hoodie? I sense a stereotype that was just made up on the spot...

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

BWill9014, Hey bud, I think 83 is just pulling your leg. Dont worry about it. Besides, if anyone here is a gangster, it's clearly me. That is right my peeps and peepettes. Yo, dog. Peace out, breh breh.

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instnt1nfction 17

yo dog peace out, breh breh I'm gangster

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volleyball332 0

exactly how ugly are you?

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Grammar_Nazi101 0

almost as ugly as you, for comparison. and that's saying something.

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Enslaved 36

63, Are you sure you're a Grammar Nazi? You really suck at the job. Maybe you should be a troll instead!

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SugarCrazy 14

What kind of grammar Nazi doesn't have proper capitalization?! Shame on you.

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