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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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damon199 0

Friday 7 January 2011 19:12

the little girl was right...

tacobird123 7

Friday 7 January 2011 19:11

Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.

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yousirareamoron 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:19

you should have stabbed her then called her "bleedy"

TheShard1994 5

Friday 7 January 2011 21:25

uhuh. very clever and funny...

deafeningsilence 8

Friday 7 January 2011 22:05

Um, "bleedy"? Try again.

dorkasaurusROAR 7

Saturday 8 January 2011 10:30

Ha, I thought it was funny! :D

TheShard1994 5

Saturday 8 January 2011 12:21

you probably laugh at everythin eh?

k9obsessed 5

Friday 7 January 2011 21:25

To those of you saying OP deserved it, screw you. How do you know the OP wasn't having some nightmare, thereby being overly startled by the jolt? Back off and think before you post.

PrincessNothing 0

Friday 7 January 2011 21:43

Being jolted out of sleep sucks. We don't know if it was a dead sleep, if they were having a nightmare, etc, and that was the reason for the scream. Let's see everyone laugh at you later for a similar awkward situation and see what all of you think. :( Poor OP.

CloudEnvy 17

Friday 7 January 2011 22:38

Called a sissy after screaming at the top of your lungs, ey? You need to work on your war cry OP.

all4pooh 4

Friday 7 January 2011 23:00

Lmfao

cassidyl 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 0:05

I doubt EVERYONE laughed. your exaggerating. you are a sissy. who cares? the plane was full of people you don't and will never know.

kei1108 13

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:11

Dang.. I hate people like that... I probably would've told her parent to get a hold of their child. Lol. That sucks.

miamiboi 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 3:35

LMAO!!!

ubytch2much 3

Saturday 8 January 2011 9:17

agreed. I'm a grown man and have been scared to almost peeing by idiots waking me up out of a dead sleep. also punched someone from the same situation. (warning: dreaming about post apocalyptic events may make some people violent if woken up mid dream)