Transportation: Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine...

By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 865

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Upside-Down Sleeper. - 02/05/2015 21:59 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By mark - 11/01/2009 02:11 - France

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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You deserved it 9 382

By Mel - 07/05/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML

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That_Guy 4

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:25

that doesn't really make you life ******, that just kinda sucks...

RedCarpetGrave 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:43

She was asleep and her friend woke her up. shut up.

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blah_blah_shity 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 5:29

LOL you're a winner for surrrre

That_Guy 4

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:25

that doesn't really make you life ******, that just kinda sucks...

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 4:45

But you can vote, "I agree your life sucks."

BitterTheory 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 7:25

I'd imagine the ride home totally sucked.

Seegtease 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 10:42

Haha, sissy. If "boo" makes you piss yourself, I can't imagine what a real scare would do.

RedCarpetGrave 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 17:43

She was asleep and her friend woke her up. shut up.

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Sunday 13 October 2013 1:24

#5 If you were sleeping and your friend who you had no intentions of seeing that day suddenly showed up and shouted BOO at the top of their lungs, you would probably piss your pants too.

SarahHach 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 16:27

Reminds me of the time my friend fell asleep at my house. My other friend snuck to him and screamed with shaking him "WAKE UP DAN, IT'S CHRISTMAS!" It wasn't even CLOSE to Christmas... Hahaha, funny stuff...

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:58

lol at least you can admit it

CrazedLeper 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:40

Didja finish?

Chelgleek 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 0:56

Hahahahahaha!

dancergirl743 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:46

#9-I agree #6-hahaha If that happened to me I would die

alexismile4u 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 21:02

one time my friend was tickling me so badly that i started to cry and good thing i didnt have to go pee lol i was a lucky one. unfortunately u werent though