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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 04:14 - United States - Missoula

Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML

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By pootie - 11/12/2013 13:14 - United States - Miami

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

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By anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 13:34 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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damon199 0

Friday 7 January 2011 19:12

the little girl was right...

tacobird123 7

Friday 7 January 2011 19:11

Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.

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epicninja69 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:00

If I were you, I wouldv'e slap that brat and made her cry. Now who's the sissy.

slushyslime 7

Monday 7 February 2011 6:39

Slap that Bitch !! I Hate kids

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 15:39

hahahahahahaha nice one !!

blastgunn 4

Monday 8 August 2011 3:15

53/54 I am praying you don't reproduce.

shanniemac 2

Monday 24 October 2011 21:56

You go little girl. Ha ha!

SasaCeceGogo 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 17:39

Hey, if you were jolted in your sleep wouldn't you scream? I'm sure 85% of you have done this before so please stop blaming OP.

chandlerbelacic 17

Tuesday 7 May 2013 16:49

Dude, no. YDI you ******* retard.

nick3600 22

Friday 22 November 2013 2:19

Wow how lame can you get?

haphazardly 15

Wednesday 13 April 2016 17:41

Dean Winchester?

metroido 17

Wednesday 22 December 2021 22:40

Being startled is not a YDI. Has nothing to do with being a sissy either. It is COMPLETELY involuntary.

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