By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 20:13 - Canada - Pierrefonds

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
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DocBastard 38

You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room. Send me an invitation to the wedding.

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noisebox 1

It just means you love empty chairs

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AnonTEARS 2

That makes me so sad dude!!!! -effects of mdma-

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lowercaseG 13

Forever alone. It's okay I'm forever alone too.

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BubbaD123 5

It's lovable when girls give lap dances when I'm sitting on there;)

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rain_or_shine 8

That sucks, but luckily they are not true and you weren't across from a family member.

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hiandrews69 29

Stop bitching about it and go out into the world to find your mate!

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SailorSolaris 43

Those things are generic anyways. I got the same one a few years ago, and I was in high school and went out to eat with some friends. My school was all girls.

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