By joking0303 - 16/07/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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ithedarkknight 0

Ouch that sucks seems like a lame excuse for your girlfriend to say... maybe it was the only one she had to get out while she still can XD

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Eli0 0

I agree this is fake. A person would have to have severe superstition issues-like to the point of OCD-to have it affect a relationship. The OP's username is also "joking0303"

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pernicat 0

It could just be that she did not want to be with someone gullible enough to believe that stuff.

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whatastory 0

Yeah, I agree with #1. Your GF saw her escape, and she TOOK IT. Kudos to her.

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JessTrek 0

I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.

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fenrisulfr 0

don't be saddened!she would have broke up with you anyway... I mean, like #1 said, what a lame excuse for dumping someone...

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augapauga 0

Well, don't be saddened. They aren't telling your future, they're giving you advice. So, stop crying and find someone who's not rude.

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4dakill 0

evil cookie evil!! feed it to the dogz i say!

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xoxo_girl 0

Pahahaha that's funny. Ur such a loser (: And I agree with one and two

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

wow dude...wow...

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