By thatwasmiz - 08/04/2009 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML
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jojo1031 0

Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?

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Ncc_Tardis 0

I clicked YDI, then FML. It's a bit of both, I'vegottaa say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!

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cinella 0

wow, ok... points for remembering the trans community but seriously... why would you EVER ask a stranger such personal questions?!

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Envy_fml 0

I don't quite understand why women can't be in gay bars. Lesbians do like to meet other lesbians. I met my ex-girlfriend at a gaybar.

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brianjman14 22

if she's a chick, why's she in a gay bar? f ur life, and she had it coming.

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ImJohanna 0

Thats her fault for being at a gay bar in the first place.

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ilovefatcats 12

hahah ya that's what I was thinking kittencake

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pu13 5

she might have been lesbo.

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happy_animal_lov 0

it was a gay bar, she should've understood

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