LGBTQIA+ and Love: Late bloomer

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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You deserved it 15 351

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 168

You deserved it 2 649

By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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You deserved it 6 295

By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 287

You deserved it 245

By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 714

By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 547

You deserved it 1 019

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 538

You deserved it 4 973

By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 601

You deserved it 4 877

By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 200

You deserved it 17 872

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 21:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 352

You deserved it 12 164

adonis88 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:23

it's called being bi.

Oh__Shit 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:30

my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.

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adonis88 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 3:23

it's called being bi.

Srsbsns813 0

Monday 29 June 2009 9:09

If you love her, it's a sign that YOU'RE NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante_Nakura 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 8:36

I think I might disagree considering all the gay men out there who love their wives mentally but still have an attraction on the sexual side to men. There is a big difference between physical and psychological love. Kind of like the difference between love and lust I guess, but not quite...

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:34

OP, you just got offered some free sex.. Tell her you need to be sure if you're straight or gay.. She will do the rest.. Simple..

gmsdevilslayer 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:27

ydi for bein a fag?fag

killerbeee01 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:03

lol.. 44 wins

killerbeee01 0

Friday 26 March 2010 4:05

or tell her, if loving you makes me gay, then I think I' gay!

Spider123456789 6

Monday 15 November 2010 6:57

Ydi, im not a homophobe, but being gay goes against gods will, OR against the purpose of us being here (to create more people) if you're an athiest. i'm ok with it, its not like you're gonna go adopting any straight kids and making them gay too thus creating another genetic dead end (gay adoption of straight kids i am completely against), just TRY not to go that way. again no offense to anyone just stating my opinion. And btw, gogo replying to first comment to be near the top.

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 2 April 2015 12:53

#30, or it means you like someone, as a friend, and don't know the difference yet. Can be hard to be honest to yourself sometimes. :)

pugpuggy 21

Friday 5 June 2015 22:07

#51 no, don't call her a man. That'll make everything worse.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:59

Thank you!

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 15:20

About her?

Oh__Shit 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 2:30

my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.

RoadingAngel 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 0:53

well show her ur not gay ^ ^go up to her and tell it to her face !!

Shia_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:24

:)Well... I dated guys, but then used to look at girls as well... I was pretty confused for a while... so deciede to experiment, and dated a girl... I liked it but it didn't work out, now I am just into guys and engage to be married... maybe you should give the gay thing a shot... then decide from there and #16 i agree, you should also let her know... it would be crappy for her to liking you more and more and then you decide that you can't be with her

danielleeycakes 3

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:05

I tried the girl thing too and also failed. Girls are just too bitchy and talk waaay too much.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:25

Thanks for stereotyping all girls, 52. Thats what makes us bitchy in the first place.

lifeisfunny04 0

Friday 6 March 2009 12:33

Hey maybe you are bi... there is nothing wrong with that. My boyfriend is bi and I'm a girl, I've come to terms with it and I am okay with it... I know he still loves me and I love him. But if you do start something you should tell her that way she knows. I know if me and my boyfriend break up and I see him with another guy and he ends up maarrying another guy I won't be hurt because I knew all along. Just have a detailed and long discussion about it.