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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 11:35 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML

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By Jess - 05/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, as I was running from the cops I jumped behind a bush to hide. Turns out it was a massive thorn bush. I later had the most painful shower I have ever experienced. FML

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By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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By natty - 16/03/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 21:00 - United States

Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

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By Peppered and Zapped - 07/04/2020 05:00

Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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UnicornWine 22

Saturday 19 July 2014 23:50

Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.

kitkatmeOw 8

Saturday 19 July 2014 23:51

Bet that party was a bushel of fun.

Comments

Garnetshaddow 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:15

I am not at all sure how you DON'T deserve that. Stupid move. Plus, you probably got in more trouble for "fleeing."

jw833055 13

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:16

Those nights are the one that stick with you forever. I had a similar experience like seven years ago. Minus the arrest record.

JBChristian 47

Sunday 20 July 2014 12:39

Well... Are you going to cough it up or leave us hanging?

UmmOkThen 31

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:36

YDI. Underage drinking and stupid enough to jump into a thorn bush, I'm surprised this hasn't happened before.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 20 July 2014 4:20

Well you must be bushed, good thing you can rest at the police station now.

MandyMeow_fml 18

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:11

Sitting in a thorny bush for a bit and quietly suffering from the pain or being arrested.. I would choose the bushes and the pain.

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:18

If you didn't do anything wrong, why go bush diving? Serves you right.

Axel5238 29

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:35

If OP is underage no sympathy. You do it accepting the risk and can't expect people to feel bad if you get caught especially if you aren't in college at least. It happens in college, but if in HS you deserve it and stop doing it.