Today I was at a party & everyone from my high school came. I... - FML

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By Marc - 12/11/2017 21:36

Today I was at a party & everyone from my high school came. I had a great time, but when I was going to leave I didn't pay attention to the ground and slipped and face planted in a huge mud puddle in front of everyone. When I got up to walk away, my pants fell down. I was wearing tighty-whities. FML

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TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:30

That sucks, but why wear tighty-whities if you think they're embarrassing?

Akitakat 31

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:49

No worries... all will be forgotten before you know it. Unless... friends bring it up at school, at parties, your bd, to your new girlfriend/boyfriend, engagement parties, weddings, to your kids, your job, the neighbors, oh... and probably Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Yeah, who am I kidding? You’re ******!

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 14 November 2017 14:49

No worries... all will be forgotten before you know it. Unless... friends bring it up at school, at parties, your bd, to your new girlfriend/boyfriend, engagement parties, weddings, to your kids, your job, the neighbors, oh... and probably Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Yeah, who am I kidding? You’re ******!

TheEndIsNigh 10

Tuesday 14 November 2017 22:30

That sucks, but why wear tighty-whities if you think they're embarrassing?

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