Health: Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon...

By Collin - 10/06/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

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By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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By JuggaloSlasher15 - 08/08/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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itz_towelie 6

Friday 11 June 2010 1:18

you got to be carefull when fat people are dealing with their arch nemesis gravity.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 11 June 2010 1:17

Erm, YDI for looking like water? Lawsuit! Trolling doesn't suit me. OP, when you hear someone at a pool shout "Cannonball" GTFO! Bad things are about to happen. FYL

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NerdyyKelliee 0

Friday 11 June 2010 3:37

Ouch. What a fatass.

Helter_Skelter4 3

Friday 11 June 2010 3:42

Fractured my clavicle once, definetly sucked. At least you have a funny story, lol

JYxforever 3

Friday 11 June 2010 3:47

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FAT PPLE THESE DAYS WOW FYL OUCH HAHAHAHAH HOPE YOU ATTACK FOR THIS XD

mistyeyes 0

Friday 11 June 2010 3:48

Ouch! That sounds extremely painful! FYL

ivyshade 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:02

who cares how big the kid was, it most likely wouldve happened no matter the size of the child.

jessxoxo28 5

Friday 11 June 2010 4:59

yea, i agree with 166

Roseballs 2

Friday 11 June 2010 4:03

well I am sorry I didn't mean to hurt you . {:{

ivyshade 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:04

#51.....karma is a bitch, I hope she smacks you hard!!!

uknoitsfunny 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:09

I would like one day of the year that i'm not assaulted by uglies and fatties!! :)

luckygirl9479 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:16

Should have beat his little fat ass......or Drown him..

Jennark 0

Friday 11 June 2010 4:25

this happened to me before!! not a fun experience... and I was young and in the deep end so I nearly drowned! fyl

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