Today, I was at gymnastics practice, doing back walkovers. I... - FML

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By Lex - 13/04/2017 07:05

Today, I was at gymnastics practice, doing back walkovers. I tend to kick over slightly to one side, so I was being spotted by a guy about my age. I somehow managed to kick him in the head every single time I kicked over, for a total of three times. They weren't soft kicks, either. FML

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rebeccac12 18

Friday 14 April 2017 16:27

Did he not get the hint and move to the other side to spot you?

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rebeccac12 18

Friday 14 April 2017 16:27

Did he not get the hint and move to the other side to spot you?

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