Miscellaneous: Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that...

By flipraff101 - 14/10/2009 09:20 - Australia

Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

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You deserved it 2 766

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 377

You deserved it 2 512

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 320

You deserved it 2 145

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 519

You deserved it 1 363

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 464

You deserved it 3 275

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 994

You deserved it 4 551

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 751

You deserved it 3 884

By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 497

You deserved it 4 663

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 428

You deserved it 3 206

By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 463 426

You deserved it 77 159

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 452

You deserved it 3 756

perdix 29

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:49

He meant the one you bought fot your guitar. Are you always this paranoid?

DumbStruck79 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:13

Buy some more G-strings please...

Comments

brandnewkey 14

Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:58

YDI for wearing g-strings. Why even wear underwear at that point? Lame that your bf can't remember the one you have though.

Munkey_fml 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:05

she's wearing it for the guy she was cheating with.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:16

My money's on the G-string belonging to the boyfriend.

TheTruth1428 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:17

If you still consider him your boyfriend, YDI for being a moron. I also agree with #11, these stories are so stupid and need to stop appearing daily on here. Your life isn't ****** just because you have a shitty boyfriend, be smart enough to move on and find a decent person, not scumbags.

Tehalon 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:19

Maybe its his moms.. =o

totalbadass 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 18:50

Lol that's exactly what I was gonna say, you beat me to the punch.

dalli 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 19:52

creeepy...

girlygirl666 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:27

Oh damn... I knew I forgot something....

lilmisslovely13 15

Monday 25 July 2011 5:23

Huh?

AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:45

don't date assholes. YDI

Lounia_fml 8

Wednesday 14 October 2009 22:11

Yes, because assholes have a sticker on their forehead that says "I'm an asshole, don't date me" And if you're joking, ha ha ha I almost forgot to laugh. -.-

joe320 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 19:50

Today, I called my girlfriend with a cute lie about her leaving her G-string at my house to get her to come over because I had a special romantic dinner planned. She thought I was cheating on her and broke up with me over the phone. FML

NumberZine 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 20:02

WOW I HAVEN'T SEEN A HUNDRED ******* MILLION OF THESE STUPID FMLS ABOUT FINDING LOST CLOTHES BEFORE. Oh wait. Yeah there was one about a bra yesterday. And one about a shirt the day before that. And one about pretty much every goddamn thing a person can put on their body every day before that.

meaganliz 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 21:22

This is more or less my attitude...but with more swearing. Plus one to you, dear.

sydharks 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 5:37

You know what, maybe it keeps happening! That doesn't mean you have to bitch out about it! Get over it, dude! When your girlfriend (if you get one) cheats on you and calls you about this, maybe you'll have some sympathy.