By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
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KatieLov3sChu 4

2 secrets in 1 apparently

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KatieLov3sChu 4

2 secrets in 1 apparently

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prince122 0

both secrets disturbing.

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Brool_Story_Co 17

This is more of an f your boyfriends life

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jake1632 9

And I **** in my pants..

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margie2194 12

Your welcome. Captain obvious is my mentor. He taught me well :)

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Amrel 10

I think this is a fml for all three unless your mom figures out that'd be 4 idk

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2ndSucks 15

F the moms life more than anyone else.. Unless she's into that kind of thing.

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Kyzahhh 7

Imagine the awkwardness for the boyfriend and father

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kyarush 10

Julios thongs for men. God help us all.

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FurryPride 9

Just me or did anyone actually jump. I did, scary crap man/girl.

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badintentions 0

how much do u want to bet your weirdo boyfriend sniffed the crotch of that thong a few times?

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a_nutritionist 10

@18 actually its **** her life because she has a dad who cross dresses and a boyfriend who steals other peoples underwear. assuming she has a mother and potentially a sister, the risk of it not being hers was fairly high anyway.

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AnonymousTroll 2

149-It's not much of a secret when it's been said already.

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randomshuffle369 7

#18 it can be an fml for OP too; they found out their dad wears thongs.

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SnowTrooper19 0

I wonder what your dad does in his spare time.

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otb113 7

yeah, stick a carrot in his ass!

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daaanielle14 0

haha why would your dad have a song? lmao

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yomommma 6

He didnt have a song he had a thong

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samammynanny 0

Woah!!!! I didn't know they made mongs!!!!!

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iSitt 0

Maybe it belonged to her other dad.

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mynameis1339 0

Agh, FHL thats just terrible.

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free2speak 14

If there was any such thing as "double **** your life", I think now would be a good time to say it.

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jazzyspazz 16

maybe he know they where his...

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badluckalex 23

maybe enlish is not her first language. asshole

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lopez1222 3

Id plow your "girlfriend" till next tuesday.

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FurryPride 9

number 9, I like those boots matches her outfit nicely though I wouldn't call what she's wearing an outfit exactly.

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a_nutritionist 10

its not his girlfriend so much as a trophy for him to display to the world. i guess some of us place our value in the opinions of strangers rather than on the quality of our relationships, our character or personal qualities.

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Bossman11 6

I would've burned them

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jren207 24

I would've burned the burnt ashes of them after burning them.

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duckman9 55

considering what he could have done with them, thinking they were his gf's, I doubt her father would have wanted them back anyway!

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reallytho3 11

Ur bf and dad need to reexamine themselves seriously...

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Fudgeblocks 2

Ew what does he do with it and how did he even get it.

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AyeeArieel 5

didnt u read it . it says he wennt into the laundry roomto get it

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