By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:22 - United States

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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I_R_Genius 3

Kidney stones are a bitch to pass, especially for guys. It hurts so bad, it's like the guy form or giving birth.

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MradamLulz 0

lol let's hope that they don't come out at the same time

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JustJess666 0

how is it a **** my life to give birth. youre just selfish. many people would be happy to be told that they are pregnant. grow the **** up. if getting pregnant would ruin your life maybe you should use condoms and birth control instead of just spreading your legs. god do people ever think anymore?!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Apparently not. My cousin got pregnant after being raped. What a joyous time that was for everyone. A friend of mine has a medical condition that makes giving birth life-threatening. Can you believe the selfish bitch was not ecstatic when she found out her husband's vasectomy reversed itself? I, however, was eventually grateful that the pill AND the condom had failed us. What are you, 13? Please don't talk about things you don't know anything about. And just to show I'm a kind person, I hope you never discover firsthand how easy it is to find yourself in a situation you thought you'd prevented.

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nospam33 0

Uhm, I'm 45, hubby's had a vasectomy and if I was told I was pregnant, it would definitely be a FML.

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garretteh 0

well that's a good day for ya.

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bubblej614 0

make sure u let us know what hurts more, kidney stones or child brith

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awesome_shai20 0

Shut up about the pain. For men it hurts like hell passing a kidney stone and it hurts like hell for a woman to give birth.

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Soccergurl6 0

Omg you must be in pain so bad I feel so bad for you

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Swar_fml 3

Getting shot with a 7.62x39 round hurts much more than a kidney stone or even childbirth.

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sonnyrosa 32

You're a male. How the **** would you know how much childbirth hurts?

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Because a ****** is ******* meant to pass a child you insensitive plebeian. No body on this planet is meant to withstand the brutal result of a ******* 7.62 round that can eat a car.

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nateiztite 5

ouch that sucks well look on the bright side kidney stones are said to hurt more than birth so it'll prepare you for pushing that sucker our:D

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kei1108 13

Congrats on the little baby!!!!! :D sorry fo the kidney stone.

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