By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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bettyc4 26

Stacy's mom has got it going on!

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every1luvsboners 11

That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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Pleonasm 35

It could be worse, it could've been a real foot in mouth moment. You toe-tally deserve this one.

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wickedninja918 1

ah I was waiting for one of your clever puns, but I dont think YDI fits here just think what if the shoe was on the other foot

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ManInTheMachine 19

You hit the nail on the head, Pleonasm. I don't know what the heel OP was thinking playing footsie in the first place. I mean, sure he sounds like a fungi, but there's no way to 'casually' mess with your girlfriend, during dinner, at her parent's house. Obviously he doesn't have any in-grown training.

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Pleonasm 35

Your puns are a sight for Sore eyes, MITM, it really brings my piss to a Boil! Just kidding! But what an unsightly angle you chose for your foot related puns!

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ebonyirony 29

maybe we should take a step back and think things out before we toe-tally **** things up.

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yeti37 16

I'm sure he felt like a heel afterwards...

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yeti37 16

I'm surprised she didn't give him the boot...

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pradip 26

I think you can now ask for more than just a pic of her boobs, to know how her daughter will be when old.

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unknown_user5566 26

The real question is, how long did she let you play footsie before stopping you? If she let it happen for a few minutes, you may have a Plan B in case things don't work out with your current girlfriend.

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loserboii 11

Or if OP's girlfriend has a sister a plan C if Plan B doesn't work.

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FlyingPie 17

It's a good thing you weren't at a restaurant, or you may have had to foot the bill.

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perdix 29

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Robinson." bow-chicka-bow-bow "Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?" put it in the pantry with your cupcakes.

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outoftown 26

You really put your foot in it this time.

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PokemonLove993 17

don't see how this is a fml it was a simple mistake. ya its embarressing but you can easily get over that in a matter of minutes, just laugh it off :)

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