By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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bettyc4 26

Stacy's mom has got it going on!

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every1luvsboners 11

That's when you say "no shit, I've always had a thing for you. You won't walk right for two weeks after I get done with you." Maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, play the odds. Be a man, damnit!!

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perdix 29

It would suck if the mom had lost 100 lbs and you were playing footsie with her hanging-down cooter.

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Pleonasm 35

Seems people don't get your references, or just don't like your cooter-humor... You've gotten off on the wrong foot, and I've gotten off over less weird things.

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perdix 29

#48, I know! While everyone loves boners, no one like hangy-down cooters. Poor hangy-down cooters.

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pickles1994 18

Every1luvsboners I don't seem him post as much as he used too I like him. Thumb me down for the random comment. Meh.

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buckdharma 36

seems like Brian was the one getting off on the wrong foot.

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Likian5 26

My only question is how you could have possibly confused your girlfriend's foot with her mom's...

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buckdharma 36

because all his toes could find was the furniture.

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AllThingsBright_ 11

It's not like OP could exactly stick his head under the table to match up his feet with his girlfriend's. He just assumed.

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babyshaft408 8

Shoulda nodded and kept doin it. She liked it

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