Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family.... - FML

By gbhlaughingstock - 18/08/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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By Simon - 30/12/2008 11:14 - France

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

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It's just a prank, bro!

By HOPE YOU GET PEGGED - 21/10/2012 23:00 - Canada - Hinton

Today, my mom hosted a high-school reunion. I had to prepare dessert, while my brother cooked dinner. Being the absolute dickhead that he is, he switched the sugar with salt. All the desserts I made tasted like shit, everyone left, and I got grounded for my supposed prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:49 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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Top comments

sawdy 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:01

your dad is a BBEAST!!!!!!!!!

shaniqualee 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 2:00

Suck the foam off

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omgpotato 5

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:22

That sounds so wrong! XD I would have told my dad to shut it

hatorimitsume 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:42

I can't stop laughing

AlejandroGonzale 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:40

y is this an FML? If that happened to me it'd be sooooooo funny. I'd laugh about it and play it up at school.

Mz_Kane 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:07

Hahaha Lmfao....

silverstar210 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:27

umm...eww much? lol bet ur known as s*x child. lol I dunno random but still FYL

fuzz94 8

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:56

epic

DalekScythe 0

Friday 17 June 2011 21:31

OH GOD THATS! THAT'S ******* HALRIOUS! YOU'RE DAD IS ******* BEAST!

ekachilles99 2

Monday 18 July 2011 6:28

ur family is awesome

Flamindemon 2

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:50

You got a spaggeti lunch dinner? Shit man i got nothing

thekewlest69 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:54

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