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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 735

By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 566

Kinda disrespectful

By Ruined - 23/11/2023 02:30

Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML

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Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 162

Very romantic

By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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You deserved it 101

By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 873

By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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You deserved it 32 613

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

YoLauryn 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:09

can you say "awkwardddddd"

saIty 17

Monday 13 June 2011 23:14

Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

Comments

harrieslinger 17

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:00

YDI it for having smaller boobs than ur sister.

technochik3 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:47

84- you said it twice. and how the hell would you know how big her boobs are unless she flashed you or slept with you?

lilmissy18 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:15

truth hurts what a bummer

sparxva 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:16

Wow... Awkward!

sillylolo 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:17

sorry op, but I think it's time for a new boyfriend

Vladamir 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:25

hey

deven329 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:01

4,000

skikid 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:25

a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts

aaronruark 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:40

hahahahahahahaha I'm sorry but it was probably just the alcohol it could be worse he could have been sober and she left with him

mmmeow 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:17

i hope you broke up with him?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:54

just ****** stupid sick!!! one of the groomsmen should of pulled the mic from that shitheads face!!! ... "and his face pummeling remains a mystery..."NOT"!!!