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By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 20:30 - United States - Randallstown

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

That's hot.

ILoveEggnog 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

I don't understand the appeal of anal.

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justcallmezombie 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:02

ha FYL n y the fk would u smile at a creepy old man dumb bitch

12em12 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:18

You have no manners.

rkd_21 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:05

Yes seriously why would you smile at a creepy person?!?!?! That's just plain weird!

SadinSherman 16

Monday 1 August 2011 6:01

Op was just trying to be polite

rkd_21 2

Monday 1 August 2011 11:23

Being polite is fine.. But if you already think the person looks creepy...

Synapse_fml 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:08

do youtake it up the ass? just wondering :o

Squirrelx 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:11

What a creep! They need to make him change shirts.

Wolfgang12345 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:15

Who would wear a shirt like that in an airport?

schmelia 10

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:24

Who would wear a shirt like that anywhere?

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:18

Shirts don't lie man...

nikkilorenz7 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:08

your picture is amazing.

X_Codes 11

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:20

IRL Troll.

ikegam 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:27

I want to see the shirts. It's so funny

mickilla 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:36

Lmafoo .. He got u

catielady1216 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:46

priceless

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