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By creepedout - 31/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By anythingjean - 25/05/2009 21:46 - Canada

Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML

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By terrified - 18/01/2012 19:02 - United States

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 20:30 - United States - Randallstown

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By creepyguy - 26/12/2009 12:06 - Australia

Today, I noticed a girl looking at me on the train. Playing it cool, I decided to give her a smile and see what would happen. It came out as a creepy, seedy grin, prompting her to call security. FML

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By Nicole - 20/02/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

That's hot.

ILoveEggnog 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:12

I don't understand the appeal of anal.

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Parazad 16

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:29

This would be funnier if the OP was a guy.

x_messyjessy_x 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:43

Lol

x_messyjessy_x 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 14:46

When I read this thought of the creepy smiling guy on YouTube lol

churchic 5

Monday 1 August 2011 2:46

You and me both

iheartsthamanga 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:32

Lol yea from the moment you saw he was creepy you should of looked away lol

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:32

Prove him wrong.

DjeePee 24

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:32

Never smile to creepy men, OP. Ignore them, works the best.

mchakkiwala 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:02

no offense ma'am but you look creepy in that mask too

Molord1 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:44

32- just don't make eye contact

slushpup9696 12

Monday 1 August 2011 12:02

I like the mask, it looks like mystery.

Captain0bv10us 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:32

Well it didn't say the gender, but when I first read the FML, I pictured it as a guy

Coulter123 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:33

you smile at old men?

notsooperfect 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:35

That man is a rapist and is thinking 'up the ass it shall be'

bananaburger 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:41

And what does winking mean?

xlord 27

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:00

It's like winking with one eye.

sourspraykay 8

Monday 1 August 2011 0:00

I prefer winking with both eyes.

pertained 12

Monday 1 August 2011 1:25

My post got deleted because I mentioned religion?

Zaffro 8

Sunday 31 July 2011 12:43

So do you?

Petronix 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:02

Where on earth did he get a shirt like that...

TheAnalPickle 13

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:43

spencers...

Petronix 5

Sunday 31 July 2011 15:53

Ah yes... Spencers. The store where anything goes..

zukinihudini 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:01

Haha of course the Anal Pickel guy would know

mrsvickybear 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:31

LMAO spencers where they sell **** popsss

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