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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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Chowi_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

iris85_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

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TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 16:56

silly canadians

jazbeth94 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:09

hmm there must,ve been a reason for that... ha

kimbodie8 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:47

what were you doing wrong? fyl

Malent 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:29

if it was the first girl he saw that he kissed.....not so "random" now is it

hopeless_o 1

Friday 5 August 2011 0:23

Hope she gave him a kick in the nuts.

Pslcybn5 7

Monday 19 September 2011 20:22

Epic

Shankillbutcher 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 17:57

I have seen this

iBiteRoses 22

Saturday 31 December 2011 1:25

It's not funny, it's immature! Ugh.

NigeI 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:29

Im sorry for you but that is pretty cool

Meowfml 8

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:24

If you were expecting it then did you feel bad? I'm sorry it sucks but that's kinda funny. I'm sure the girl wasn't too happy.

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