Work: Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to...

By grossedout - 22/05/2015 15:02 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

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By LadyLou - 03/11/2015 11:42 - Australia

Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML

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By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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By sorrynotsorry - 19/08/2014 02:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer told my boss I was too pushy because I asked her what bra size she wears. I work at a lingerie store. I got a stern lecture from my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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By Mmorgan771 - 04/08/2015 17:02 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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xluciferx666 21

Friday 22 May 2015 18:19

Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I sense a funny back story...

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gearhead369 20

Friday 22 May 2015 18:18

Anyone seen my gold grill????

xluciferx666 21

Friday 22 May 2015 18:19

Nope you gotta replace their teet with diamonds so they can chew anything

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 22 May 2015 18:29

Almost looks like you said "teet" on purpose, referencing the breast milk FML above. xD

xluciferx666 21

Friday 22 May 2015 23:41

Shhhhhh don't give away my secret lol

thomasrasmussen7 20

Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I feel there's more to this story here.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Friday 22 May 2015 18:20

I sense a funny back story...

MattStro 23

Friday 22 May 2015 18:21

Why did this situation even arise?

starile 19

Saturday 23 May 2015 8:51

... why'd they even have to ask??

igg125 30

Friday 22 May 2015 18:24

Make a nice necklace for her

amileah13 26

Friday 22 May 2015 18:26

And is that the most interesting thing you've had to do there? Sounds like a bizarre and comical situation!

Nagas 4

Friday 22 May 2015 18:27

I think you should use them for your own good.

Toller017 14

Friday 22 May 2015 18:32

wtf someone must have just got gummed

RickySleeves 20

Friday 22 May 2015 18:36

I bet her smile is golden

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