Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package....

By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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Anger management class is next door

By ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Paranoia

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 05:01 - Australia

Today, I offered help a customer to record his details, as he didn't have a scanner. He just stared at me, saying that he would never give any of his details if I typed them on my phone, as I could "do something else" without him knowing. He ended up canceling his orders and got upset on his way out. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By Trinity - 19/11/2012 22:37 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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esp_superstar 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:06

You can run but u can't hide...

melij99 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:08

And now you know the importance of leaving Personal Identifiable Information open on a public computer.

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onedirectionxx 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:57

Move to a different country

jojob123456 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:57

Bi.

gizzykate 0

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:25

scary stuff :/

crazytwinsmom 25

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:41

Sarah Curtis, you really need to be more careful with your personal info. At least if we see it on the news we will recognize the story as being about you.

TattooedChick21 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 17:23

Well if you're stupid enough to leave personal information out in the open in a public place, then I have no sympathy for you.

softlikesunset 15

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:58

So because she left her personal information up on the computer for about a minute to get something from a printer, she deserved to be threatened?

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 13 November 2012 17:59

Step One: Get a gun. Step Two: Learn how to use it. Step Three: Possibly get a concealed weapons permit. Step Four: Be aware....very aware.

viper_dlh04 1

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:39

Control ALT DELETE!!! QUICK

zombiepoke 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 19:44

I highly doubt that this guy would go from screaming creepo to studiously writing down your address in the time it took you to get your paper. Just ignore him, or get security. It's a public library; there are always weirdos.

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 20:04

Sound like someone who is possibly schizophrenic. He probably thought you were some kind of alien wanting to invade his body. Next time you see someone mumbling to themselves incoherently...remember this situation and minimize the screen before you walk away.