Transportation: Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee,...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:57

Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:01

I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.

Comments

CH33RL34D3R 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:10

Hehe I could make a pun about hot coffe and San andreas :P...but I hope it didn't mess your car up too badly :(" apply ice where needed".

CH33RL34D3R 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:10

Hehe I could make a pun about hot coffe and San andreas :P...but I hope it didn't mess your car up too badly :(" apply ice where needed".

voodootrucker 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:48

did not know San Andreas went all the way to Germany

CH33RL34D3R 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:11

Crap double posted..srry

latkematzoball 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:11

ydi for supporting mcdonalds

goldpeaches 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:19

I love that this is in the "kids" category.

Belief_fml 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:19

Sue. And it's not too late.

Skull_300 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:20

McDonald's has the hottest mother ******* coffee too. You should have thrown that Hot Son of a Bitch Coffee on the asshole that hit you! Sounds like you need some tender loving care for that snatch of yours...