Transportation: Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee,...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 19:02 - Germany

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

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Same thing different taste

By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML

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Hit and run

By whyme - 02/09/2016 04:33 - United States

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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Fresh2death2021 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 22:57

Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 4 November 2009 23:01

I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.

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akittykatcat 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:19

I don't get why people put thing between their crotch

Bucinka 5

Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:11

El fako. Even boiling water wouldn't do this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Hand2ndburn.jpg/230px-Hand2ndburn.jpg to the skin. And Mcdonald's coffee is hot, but it's not 212 degrees, plus if you were wearing underwear, the cloth would have absorbed most of the liquid. Of course, who knows what you European libertines wear underneath. I call bullshit.

MusicXisXii 0

Monday 28 June 2010 6:51

#155 - The skin on your genitals (especially womens') is much more sensitive than the skin on your hand. Therefore, the temperature at which its would burn is less. Oh and that's 212 degrees Farenheit? I'm thinking so. USA is the only nation who uses this unit of measurement. In Germany they would use Kelvin or Celsius, more commonly Celsius.

NickK49 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:00

it's not like anybody was using them...

Nitsuaaa 6

Friday 18 June 2010 0:41

YESSSSS. Sarcasm FTW.

tanmal94 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:49

ouch: (

DAN7IEL 2

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:31

yeah the 2nd degree burn part didn't happen, but someone hit my mother in a mcdonalds drive thru! they got out and were like "**** I'm sorry." and started laughing back to her car. it wasn't dented but still....