By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 417
You deserved it 8 565

Same thing different taste

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That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.

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thuryn 2

Bikinis come off. Don't wear one and: go sliding, go diving, go wrestling, play baseball, drive motocross, vacuum the rugs, take your exams, ANYTHING BUT SUNBATHING. That's what they're for. YDI (and likely fake)

nj619dude 0

email me a pic. utha wise i dont believe it

At least it didnt go in your ****** hole

Although this sucks it sounds like it was preventable. 1. don't wear bikini's to a water park, that spells disaster! Sure they look cute, but they are unpractical. 2. Don't panic! unless you were obese, you could only have gotten stuck if you panicked when your bikini bottom fell off.

fckaduck 0

#10 - You're quite ignorant. I've seen some skinny bitches that were fugly as hell. I vote if we get rid of all the dumbasses like you, then the world would be a better place. :)

LuvPink 0

ok...there's pretty much no way you could get stuck in a waterslide unless you were like fat, and if you are fat then you should NOT be wearing a bikini. So ydi.

lollypops_fml 0

Today, I went on the funnel slide at the waterpark. After exiting the slide I hear a scream from behind me. I turn around and get slapped in the face by a piece of material. FML

perhaps you should consider wearing panty-type bottoms or a 1-piece the next time you go to a water park. they'll be less likely to fall off