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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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mcbitch 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.

Zuriel45 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

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ZeroGravity107 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:32

Aaha this happened to me once, but I was the guy who got the BJ and this douchebag kissed the girl who gave it to me. Karma's a bitch and damn did he deserve it.

MJ_Alexander 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:09

#1 wins.

miami12 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:27

so your friend only last five minutes?!

samip 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:26

that's nasty !!!Did you tell your friend that you guys made out ?!

citylights 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:51

oh wow that's nasty.

ams_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:54

second hand gay oral sex.

villainess 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:14

that's why you shouldn't make out with random girls you just meet. if she's willing to make out with you, a total stranger, she's probably willing to do the same, if not MORE, with some other stranger. You just happened to find out because your friend told you. Who knows where else her mouth had been that night! Think of the possibilities. Gross!

T1Tails 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:24

i just read this FML and i... JIZZED IN MY PANTS

maloo_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:36

OMG THATS MESSED!!!! hahahahah thattd be gross if he had herpes, your have mouth herpes!!!!

Zic_fml 7

Saturday 7 March 2009 14:39

And what did you expect from a ****?

inkstains 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:45

Hey everybody! Thanks for upholding misogyny and homophobia! Today, I woke up and people were still assholes to everyone who isn't a straight thin rich white guy. FML