Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 1 674

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By Jif_Creamy - 28/02/2016 05:00 - United States - Washington

Today, at my college, someone snatched my laptop out of my hands, so I chased him. Turns out I'm so overweight and slow that he moonwalked away facing me, while I sprinted my heart out. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 142

Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 611

By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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You deserved it 13 907

This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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You deserved it 82

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 626

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 058

You deserved it 2 859

By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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You deserved it 7 023

Slim87R 7

Sunday 28 June 2020 9:26

I really hate thieves. Hopefully karma catches up to them soon.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 29 June 2020 0:41

Hahahahahahahaha “I was on my bike and I chased him on foot” I’m so sorry.

Comments

Slim87R 7

Sunday 28 June 2020 9:26

I really hate thieves. Hopefully karma catches up to them soon.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 29 June 2020 14:59

Karma had better, because there's no way OP can. Sorry for your losses, OP.

bloopaloop 27

Sunday 28 June 2020 15:59

I hope they get hit by a bus on their stolen bile

IamComrade 16

Sunday 28 June 2020 17:39

Exactly why I don't leave home without my piece

JasonThorn 20

Tuesday 30 June 2020 14:35

I'm saving up for something I think is useful in these situations...a TASER. Much more useful, much less chance of someone DYING.

A-aron - BLM ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 3

Sunday 28 June 2020 22:41

lmfao!!!

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Monday 29 June 2020 0:41

Hahahahahahahaha “I was on my bike and I chased him on foot” I’m so sorry.

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