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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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By Idontdance - 23/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By kklaucen14 - 06/08/2012 01:15 - United States - Connersville

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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mcbitch 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:04

according to the transitive property, you just gave your friend a *******.

Zuriel45 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:11

Sounds like you and your friend just got a lot closer.

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Tdotgirl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 8:26

****!!!! Her not you. Or maybe good threesome material? Glass half full or half empty?

shree 0

Monday 6 April 2009 3:57

This happened to a guy I know when we were in high school. People called him Dick Mouth for 3 years.

brkn_hearted 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 6:15

ewwwwwwww i hope he was kidding, if not i know i'd probably puke for a few hours and drink as much liquor as i could to rid my mouth of the "germs"

fuckkkkk_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:36

SNOWBALLED

pwolo1025 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:12

second hand ******* lol

robodoll 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:49

I sure hope he was joking LOL!

whodatninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:23

You shouldve asked her for one

youdontsay 0

Friday 5 June 2009 22:24

Hahaha nasty!

HunterFalls13 0

Friday 19 June 2009 0:19

Hahha ew

aquarius6 0

Friday 19 June 2009 13:32

What a ho. So her kiss was sticky and tasted like milk and clorox?

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