By sommmerrrr - 15/09/2013 04:12 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML
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I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!

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I don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate and rude.

Can't blame her. Sex is and should always be a top priority.

You should know better than to trust the sweet looking old grannies, they're the most devious!

Moral of the story: Don't trust old people

Hey, at least it'll be you enjoying those privileges some day.

Pancakes017 19

At least you tried to be nice. Props to you, OP.

The old man must be super-strong. 2 full carts and a pack of condom means he can go all night long. Lady must be super happy to have all the food she can eat, and all the sex she can take. Oh by the way, sorry you got trolled.

I am way too nice.... I would let someone in front of me even if I saw multiple carts with them. But I hate being tricked, so I would say a few choice words to them the entire time.

Why would old people have condoms? They can't have children anymore O_o

Lizzy500 16

But they still can have herpes.