By sommmerrrr - 15/09/2013 04:12 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML
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sommmerrrr 2

I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!

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andrewturtle 16

Is this the part where I'm supposed to say: "Only at Walmart"?

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Comments

jw90 18

At their age I don't think they'd need condoms.

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skyeyez9 24

What I learned from FML is to never trust old people and take everything they say with a grain of salt.

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twiggy22 7

Why would You let them skip you in the first place ! .. I don't care how many items someone has I wouldn't let them skip me, YDI

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NightHawk387 22

It's called being considerate and polite, asshat.

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Treveyon56 14

In that world being considerate is always going to backfire.

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twiggy22 7

@49 Yeah because the old lady was being SOOOOO considerate trying to get in front of people when she knew she had a shitload of items

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Obey_StudBoii 23

#41 Dude your being a jerk, it's called having respect for your elders. Please learn it.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm with 41. If granny isn't using a cane or wheelchair she can stand in line. Behind me.

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twiggy22 7

@70 I'm all for having respect for your elders, but those elders were being bitches because they didn't want to wait in line so they decided to skip OP .. I don't care if your 10, 35,or 80 if I'm in line waiting your not skipping me, no matter your age you should wait in line like everyone else. Fair and square, call me a bitch all you want I'm just being real

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baconburglar 4

WOOP WOOP, SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE GUN TONIGHT!

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VeganVampyre 26

They didn't buy a gun, they bought condoms.

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jasmine2301 25

The episode where the old lady had two carts of cat food? Loved that show ;)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

The offer would've been rescinded after I saw all that stuff coming.

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sommmerrrr 2

I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!

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truesarrif 33

Oldest trick in the book but hey at least ya got a laugh out of it

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

At the very least, you learned a new trick to use when you get old and decide to go shopping.

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mwali02 32

You guys tried to be nice, for sure. She had a good deception plan. You'll keep that in mind for when you can use the granny card! ;)

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