Miscellaneous: Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice...

By LonnyLonnikins - 09/04/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML

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By Melody - 08/02/2024 06:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad came in to ask if I wanted the rest of his cake. I'd made it for my cousin's wedding, and spent 2 days preparing it. The wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2015 11:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

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By Lucky girl - 23/08/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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heathcoate 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:14

Why would you walk to pick up a cake like that? How stupid are you?

red_wings 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:08

wow you're dead! but in your defense the cake should have been delivered

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red_wings 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:08

wow you're dead! but in your defense the cake should have been delivered

amelinat 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:09

Oh mate that really sucks, I once had my boyfriends quite large 21st cake melt into the back seat of my car, but that was just a bit of cream and sugar, sounds like you annhiliated that cake. A terrible shame - i Love cake.

ravioli221 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:10

FYL, but don't the caterers usually handle the cake??

Sens_fan9 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:10

BEAT THAT CHILD!!! lol im kidding. You're screwed. Don't be writing on the site, you owe your sis a cake! GET UP! Do something...

woahcomments 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:11

it's called "caterers". they DO deliver the cake for you, you know.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:11

BIKERS ON SIDEWALKS RUIN EVERYTHING. Sometimes i just feel the need to give them the people's elbow. Anyways, you can always get a Reeses/Oreo/Blizzard/Diabetes cake at Dairy Queen