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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

Glassmaster 0

Honestly, I'd say this is one of the top 10 YDIs of all time. You're an idiot and an asshole.

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Zerofaith 0

New time do the right thing and give it back!!!!! The funny thing is karma is a bitch it will come back To you !!

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ash1rose 11

Did you honestly think you'd find any sympathy here?! You're not only a douchebag thief but a complete idiot as well.

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lkalili 7

******* idiot. Good to know if I ever loser my phone, I'm not getting it back, fag

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kayd0890 0

what kind of idoit are you !

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ajourdhui 0

Wtf, you jerk! I'm glad everyone at work will have their eye on you from now on

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sleepindevil 15

Why would you want to steal an iPhone anyway jeeez. DYI

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Airborn0280 18

Should have turned it off as soon as you relized you wanted to keep it.

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