Just BFF things

By slumber party for two - 06/08/2020 08:02

Today, my best friend came to visit from out of state. We had lunch, painted our nails and fell asleep sipping wine and watching movies. It was a perfect girl’s day. My boyfriend is now irrationally angry, because according to him it’s not fair that I can have a girl sleep over and he can’t. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2021 02:01

Today, I met my boyfriend’s female friend. We all went out to dinner, he paid for her meal instead of mine, asked me why I’m not a redhead like her, and when he dropped her off at her house, spent the entire hour car ride talking about how perfect she is. He still has no idea why I’m upset with him. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 19/08/2020 05:05

Today, my best friend, who is also Godmother to my son, came over to visit for a few hours, as she does every other day. My husband complained to me that she’s over a lot. But he doesn’t see anything wrong with his best friend coming over every weekend and sleepover for 2-3 days straight. FML

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By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 14:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she’s visiting her male friend for her birthday. I told her I’m fine with it, but I'm really not. She’s going to spend a few days with him. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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On a leash

By thanks sis - 29/08/2020 10:52 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML

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Third wheel

By Anonymous - 19/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML

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Peter and Pan

By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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Friends forever

By Left Out - 19/12/2023 14:00 - United States

Today, I saw that my boyfriend of 3 years had posted pictures with the girl he says he “sees as a best friend” wearing matching pajamas. He’d told me he wasn’t into the pajamas thing when I wanted to do it. He doesn’t get why I’m upset and told me I’m overreacting about some silly post between “two best friends.” FML

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cheyennejocelyn 7

Thursday 6 August 2020 8:18

Maybe you need to re-evaluate who you’re dating.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 August 2020 8:40

You've explained to him that he can have a boy sleep over, but you can't? If you did, you might get a bigger "tool."

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cheyennejocelyn 7

Thursday 6 August 2020 8:18

Maybe you need to re-evaluate who you’re dating.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 6 August 2020 8:40

You've explained to him that he can have a boy sleep over, but you can't? If you did, you might get a bigger "tool."

LauraLaik 15

Thursday 6 August 2020 9:31

I have sleepovers with girls and guys, I don’t really see the difference or the issue. Do you not want him having girls sleep over because you don’t trust him? Cause if you trust him then it shouldn’t matter whether the people he hangs out and have sleepovers with have a penis or a ******. And if you don’t trust him, does the fact he insists on having sleepovers with girls (and gets mad when you refuse) make you think he wants to cheat on you? Why would you stay with someone if you don’t trust him and think he is insisting on this because he really wants to cheat on you?

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 8 August 2020 16:47

You are assuming SO much I doubt OP has a "no female friends for you" rule so much as the boyfriend assumed his girlfriend didn't want him having ladies over to spend the night with him. OPs boyfriend didn't mention a female friend of his, just having "a girl" sleepover. PLUS we don't know what the "sleepover" looked like- a lot of times if you live in an apartment a straight female will let another straight female sleep in her bed with her if there's nowhere else. I seriously doubt most people would be cool with that arrangement between a girl and their boyfriend. But in general you missed the pretty creepy obvious interpretation of what boyfriend was saying

DirtySalamander 9

Saturday 8 August 2020 22:23

he probably meant a guy sleepover. probably beer and video games. trust me.

alex_jaguara 32

Thursday 6 August 2020 12:21

So he wants to cheat?

Jman212 6

Thursday 6 August 2020 17:07

Sounds like he really likes you and wishes he could be the one that is sipping wine and watching movies with you. Why don't you treat him like that and share special days with him? Is he just an object to you?

TxKitten 8

Thursday 6 August 2020 20:26

Your boyfriend is an idiot.

Hangryko 29

Thursday 6 August 2020 22:26

Your boyfriend is an incredible moron. Please dump him.

genuinegoodguy 9

Thursday 6 August 2020 23:33

It’s a close run thing as to who is the stupidest, you or him.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Saturday 8 August 2020 13:17

YDI if you stay with the immature patheic baby

PhoenixChick 26

Saturday 8 August 2020 16:48

Sounds like the kind of boyfriend who's idea of "fair" is that if you get a promotion at work you should turn it down unless he also get's a promotion. Or that if you baked a cake for your mom you should bake a cake for him too.