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By youshitme - 25/11/2009 14:45 - Australia

Today, I was at work, working on a new play. In the final dress rehearsal, I heard some of the crew laughing so I looked down at the very revealing costume to see that my left testicle was hanging out. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By Clowning - 03/05/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML

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By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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By Thatsjustmee - 07/07/2021 04:01 - Canada

Today, I was at rehearsal for a musical. I got a violent nosebleed in the middle of rehearsing and got blood all over my costume. I now owe $350 to the company for the damage I caused. FML

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:07

Going on stage takes courage -- you're showing the audience that you've got ball.

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Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:05

you know what they say, "i used to think you were crazy..."

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abbylolz 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 18:27

Blah123 ur comment makes no sense! Blah!

nycfwa 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:12

ha well look at it this way: at least you have ******** that can hang out lol

auZ_09 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 18:01

I love how you specify which ******** it was :/ HAHA

medeea 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:02

uuuu that sucks ..but awkward situations do happen ..

swkisses5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 8:12

LMMFAO like ms. man on Scary Movie

kazador 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:14

How's it hanging?

ibaun21 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 23:15

damn it's alwase the left one

My2864 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:08

bullshit how would you not have felt that?

kitkat987 0

Monday 29 November 2010 11:13

Um that's from the Inbetweeners...

Lolzords 11

Friday 7 January 2011 2:10

Check the dates. It's just a coincidence.

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 7 January 2011 11:23

What the hell kind of play has you wearing something that could even remotely allow your balls to go AWOL?

youshitme 9

Saturday 8 January 2011 1:17

It was playing a skit of Adam and Eve with leaves covering our bits

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