Miscellaneous: Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and...

By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 12:53

How bad was the attack? Did you dye?

EffinTrollFace 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:48

maybe OP's dad used that as an excuse just so he could attack her.

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motero 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:49

be happy he didn't come out swinging with a bat in his hand

Taz_the_Spaz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:17

your father must not know you or you died it allot and he has bad eyes. either way fyl

dragonaair 5

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:14

The OP died?! I thought she dyed!

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:19

FYL for being attacked by your own dad. YDI for not telling him you were getting your hair dyed.

Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 14:36

Why would she deserve it for not telling her dad she was getting her hair dyed?

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 16:21

I have a feeling we've started a "correct-and-prove-each-other-wrong" thing. Anyhow, I know that my dad would react similarly if I came home with a new haircolour. You'll find it's rather wise to inform your parents about changes like these.

Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 21:43

I was worried you might think that, since we disagreed on another FML too. But seriously, I want to know why OP deserved to get attacked because she didn't tell her dad she was going to dye her hair. It's not like she got a nipple piercing or a huge tattoo.

LoonyPheebs 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 14:23

She didn't deserve to get attacked, but hey, there's nothing in between FYL and YDI so I decided to be inaccurate and go with YDI :)

aback 4

Monday 31 January 2011 14:43

"Excitable boy," they all said.

enoughgrace 4

Monday 31 January 2011 15:15

Your father obviously isn't the dyehard fan you though he was.

lulzaroonie 0

Monday 31 January 2011 16:02

*chortle*

yaya1213 6

Monday 31 January 2011 15:25

Wat color was ur hair?

_Vamp_ 9

Monday 31 January 2011 19:38

Probably red. Everyone always picks on the red head...even the daddies.

liindsjayy 0

Monday 31 January 2011 17:08

Uhh maybe shes 20 and doesnt need to ask her dad. And if it was completly opposite and from behind I could easily understand why he didnt recognize her. Fyl

Sammansix 3

Monday 31 January 2011 21:42

maybe shes not like 20?

Auanii 3

Monday 31 January 2011 22:45

My highschool teacher got arrested because his wife didn't recognize him when he shaved his beard off. It had been like 20 years since, so I don't blame her.