By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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magoo16 6

I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)

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duravian 1

women are such drama queens... you don't look like a cow -.-

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bob90079 0

then I guess you are a fat cow just like the rest of America.

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dragster_fml 0

i saw this somewhere before. FAKE

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Offensive_fml 4

If you say that you look like a cow, people will agree... after all, you defined yourself, no?

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meeba 2

well women and cows both make milk :)

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sxyKarri_94 0

Drunks and children speak the truth… must suck to be you

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zoogoesrawr 0

Well cows are rarely portrayed as skinny. Adding "fat" to the mix only insults the cow.

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steezyjustice 0

it was a bad pun, which alot of people on here find funny.

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