By Painful periods - 08/03/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - Lincoln

Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML
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manb91uk 22

I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.

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Kurliez408 32

Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?

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Kurliez408 32

Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?

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RichardPencil 30

What? And have the whole hospital staff laugh at him like his girlfriend did? When you shave your balls, you’re on your own — there’s no help in case of a mishap. That’s why it takes balls to shave balls!

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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

I see what you did there...

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yeongji 31

I work in ED and have had people come in with the same chief complaint. Lets just say it is not a laughable matter since a story like this is considered tame and boring in comparison to other stuff (involving sexual parts of the body) we see.

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Rabite 28

I think it's more of a "I don't want to spot my third pair of underwear for this" type of situation.

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Zekfen 17

Might I suggest you apply some icy/hot to help it heal?

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manb91uk 22

I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.

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RichardPencil 30

It’s good to know your girlfriend gets such schadenfreude over your misfortune. You two will have a wonderful life together!

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Allie614032 34

Wouldn't a band-aid or two have sufficed?

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hellphone_fml 37

I've cut my lady bits and i wore a pad too, no way in hell would i put a bandaid there

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DanielleinDC 33

Be glad she uses maxi pads. If she used tampons or a menstrual cup, you'd be out of luck.

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realjojo 11

Gender equity achieved by careless shaving! If you were more careless, you could achieve more...

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Lobby_Bee 17

Strong enough for a women, but made for a man.

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