Kids: Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because...

By amiliaroberts123 - 15/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Raphine

Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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By Pokemon problems - 23/10/2012 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML

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By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was having a race with a little kid. I let him win to make him feel like a champion. After the race, he turned to me and said, "Maybe if you weren't so fat you would have won." FML

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Rules are for squares

By He's old enough to know better! - 08/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML

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By SeaBind - 16/11/2014 00:41 - United States - Saginaw

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 00:55 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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Monday 15 October 2012 9:13

Do you also get excited when you hit the three moving targets on pop-up ads?

SeepingSarcasm 7

Monday 15 October 2012 10:05

Well done! With that victory out of the way, you can start focusing on that pre-school spelling competition coming up! And those 5 year olds won't be as nice as this kid if you lose!

Comments

klovemachine 24

Monday 15 October 2012 11:57

Congrats on beating a 3 year old in a game...now it's time to challenge a 2 year old :D

saIty 17

Monday 15 October 2012 11:59

I completely understand. I just put a 3 year old to sleep He should of just tapped out...

Albarufus 13

Monday 15 October 2012 13:07

Haha I would have done the same thing. XD

Epikouros 31

Monday 15 October 2012 13:57

That's why you shouldn't let children win, but instead handicap yourself, i.e. give the kid an extra card or token, or show your own cards but not his. That way, you can be fair and honest at the same time.

R4LJ 10

Monday 15 October 2012 14:42

Dont be childish.

Kn0wledge123 21

Monday 15 October 2012 15:39

For some reason, this reminds me of that Dave Chappelle episode, where he's playing NBA 2k with a cancer patient and demolished him lmao.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 15 October 2012 15:51

I'm surprised you didn't throw a tantrum and say "I don't wanna play witchu no more!"

BerryPrincess 11

Monday 15 October 2012 17:08

I know the feelin' bro..

doodlecloud 26

Monday 15 October 2012 17:19

This is such a non-story...I can't tell if this is an fml or a ydi...I'm not even sure what the problem really is...I guess ydi for being proud of something that isn't an accomplishment?