Miscellaneous: Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing...

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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So sweet

By Mom of 3 - 07/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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Sticky

By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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Messy

By chuchie - 12/06/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid that discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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Shidding and farding

By Anonymous - 07/09/2021 08:01

Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:10

You got double teamed

GodBarack 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:53

Shit happens.

Comments

xMrAndyTranx 4

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:10

You got double teamed

spiderman0606 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 12:34

Reminds me of when Phoebe, Chandler and Monica babysat the triplets. Oh how TV gives us life lessons.

BobTheSnail 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:22

I love that show lol and this is just a lesson for when u hav kids also, hopefully u found the other otherwise it is FYL

K0RRuPT 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:25

That kid's gonna grow up to do great things...

goodstuffboro 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 13:55

I bet u just didn't wanna put- oh and my mouth was open- green slimy? taste like chicken?

bwhahaha_fml 10

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:59

and that's why you don't be a pedifile

reyemrein 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 16:59

Teamwork: 1. cooperative or coordinated effort on the part of a group of persons acting together as a team or in the interests of a common cause.

OooNooo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:25

Worse part about it is this wasn't OP first time!

Enoch134 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:51

i hate ****** babies they so much like monkies flinging poop white kids arent any better they all spoiled and the mexican ones sheeesh just as disrespectful as dam azn ones